It’s his audition reel for Napoleon Dynamite 2. He just forgot the music.

It is!

Absolutely. While everything is copacetic, kids are great. When they inevitably explode and their world utterly collapses as they dissolve into a puddle of tears and kid troubles, you can freely hop in the car and let the parents handle/suffer that shit. It’s such a great feeling.

Please direct a Wii U commercial in the vein of an “as seen on tv” product. and all the potential usage scenarios where one can use a Wii U involve the toilet. “You can use it in the bathroom, in the bathroom, in the bathroom, and many more!”

That’s a good point. Stalling it while covertly unplugging the router is a better call than pretending it never happened.

It doesn’t look like he was even covering the brakes until he noticed the car moving into his lane.

Tell it that I’m sorry but if I have to get up and put the battery in my headset so we can chat then I can’t be bothered. I then blow myself up by shooting an exploding barrel, quit, and uninstall the game.

Stick out your hand for a handshake. When he comes closer for the handshake or insists on a hug because of familial horseshit, get in close to whisper that if he tries to hug you again you’ll tase his sack.

I was about to sheepishly give you a star but then I remembered that my sub is bolted down...it’s the amp that’s secured with velcro. And it’s in the trunk so I’m good! Totally different things!

It goes from being shockingly capable at noticing and avoiding sudden obstacles to speeding into oncoming traffic and hitting everyone...when it doesn’t just plow into the ocean. It’s just like a human player.

You got me. I’m just going to chalk it up to getting older and that’s just the thing people like now. I’m not so old that I’m going to argue “Kids today have their heads down all the time, absorbed in their phones, and are craving to see what emotions and social interactions are like” but old enough that I can imagine…

“After regular Eva pilots goes AWOL...”

That really is perfect. It sounds like one of my friend’s many PS1 RPGs that I’d never heard of and he always seemed to have more of the next time I saw him.

The system sounds cool as I understand it but man would I appreciate a demonstration of how it is in action or how they want it to work. I get the idea from the screenshots but I’m curious how well it will all flow.

That’s fair. A lot happens between the two events and I don’t remember the game making you do it any other times.

I look forward to the test stream where every button is a fart button.

Doesn’t the game set up the L A R A code input trick? There’s a sequence in one of the domes where it asks you to input a code to shut down a defense thing or laser system using X A B Y. I don’t think it explicitly told the player to put that in but it was still done.

Well now I’m curious enough to see the train wreck and I’m not sure how I feel about that. I’ll at least thank you for the heads up!

But how else are we supposed to get to the “loving relationship” stage if we can’t send a terrible picture of our dicks? It’s impossible!

Ha! Behold me and despair as you realize that the human body isn’t always a beautiful thing!