That always got me when I roomed with a couple Indian guys for a few months one summer. They (and their friends that were kind of a fixture) would buy three or four dozen eggs at a time and just leave them on the counter. But they were a group of serious crepe eaters so I guess they went through them pretty quickly.…

Don’t worry! Konami hears your concerns and wishes to reassure you that the Suikoden pachinko remake will feature NG+

I’d swear I’ve seen Mustangs not actively running people or parked cars over but I can’t be certain. You never see a Mustang running over and a Mustang not running things over in the same place at the same time!

Don’t let that dissuade you. Just think, you could be the first Mustang driver that isn’t a thundering asshole while driving!

You mean the forum where these goobers get together to talk about their skills in an unironic fashion is the same forum where my cousin and her mom constantly complain about people that don’t appreciate how REAL they are while their enabling friends tell them “Yeah girl! You do you because some people just want to…

It might be my favorite show as a kid. I haven’t watched it in a few years but I felt like it held up well. I am biased though.

The group of Facebook idiots crowing about how useful they are sounds like just the lamest thing. I mean, I have a boating license and I can sew a button on yet I have zero desire to get in a circle with a group of like minded guys and jerk each other off while we talk about the many things we can do. Have people…

I can’t tell you how happy I am to hear that you’re the juggling lion’s understudy. That sounds like a job that I, as a kid, would have loved to imagine myself doing. Somewhere between rocket motorycle rider and astronaut in terms of desirability.

Thanks for feeding my new Weekly Idol habit. I only recently discovered it so there’s plenty to catch up on. I’m glad your appreciation for the game... nay, the art of RPS has been rekindled. It’s safe to say that had I more conflicts to resolve these days, I’d use every chance I could. It’s always great when you play…

I’m thinking I’ll give Let It Die a shot. Maybe some EDF as well but that’s only if a couple friends are up for a multiplayer game. There’s also my every weekend favorite of “I think I’ll finally get serious about playing Yakuza 5.” I’m not really feeling any other games so there’s a chance it’ll happen!

Now Alex Kidd knew how to put on a rock paper scissors show.

It’s up there. It’s not worse than “cuck” but it’s up there.

Truly, Richard Brody has elevated the movie review right up its own ass.

So close, Hard-Off....so close.

It doesn’t? I’ve never heard of anyone with a bad word to say about Groundhog Day.

No heads up about the loud bullshit noise around 10:28 when he’s bitching about the river? You’re a monster! If you’re a hapless reader like me and somehow see this but haven’t watched the video yet then make sure you skip forward about 10 seconds when you hit 10:25 in the video.

I think Ryse is supposed to be decent. Crysis was fun but I haven’t played any in the series since the first game.

I wonder if the guy reading for that trailer ever wondered “What does it mean by ‘enjoy the world in 1:20?’ That sounds like an awfully short game.”

Judging by the way that guy was looking in wonderment at the drill he was holding, I don’t think that house was getting built anytime soon either. Foremen are going to be very upset by this video.