I have no idea how they missed that one. Maybe they thought working an 8 into the title like that would have been far too gauche. This is a post Paul Walker world we live in after all.

I really need to finish Mankind Divided so I can delete it and keep it from randomly holding an additional 20 or so gigabytes of my ssd hostage. We’ll see if that actually happens. I’ve been playing modded Minecraft recently and having a pretty good time with it so I imagine I’ll play that a bit. I’ve also been bitten…

They couldn’t put a sticker on it or a pokeball candy in it? It looks like a poorly blended neapolitan milkshake. Also clefairy is my pokemonservant or whatever you call them when they’re your travel buddy. I’m not sure how I feel about people drinking the blended remains of his kin. Well, what he doesn’t know...

I didn’t know my grandparents were Colts season ticket holders.

Good job, Florida! I’ll start the clock.

That’s a thought. You’ve stolen $5 mil from your company and are on the run. Do you A)Eke out a quiet life in a country with a low cost of living and no one for miles who’ll give a shit or B)Blow it all living it up somewhere flashy?

Right? Plenty of places in the southern hemisphere sound pretty nice right about now. I am also a massive wimp when it comes to cold.

Maybe but what a vanilla it’d be...like the difference between one of those 2.5 gallon tubs of mysteriously nameless ice cream and something from a gelateria.

I think the human shaped blobs of pixels from the first truck looked like old human shaped blobs of pixels. At least the one that correctly got out of the first truck hobbled over like an old woman.

Thanks for taking the bullet. I was assuming more air horn and spinning marijuana leaves but your description is about what I expected.

If it were Adam Sandler, I probably would have reflexively tossed a “Go fuck yourself” out at no one in particular. I have at least a little hope that Ferrell won’t make something quite so horribly dumb and lazy.

My gut tells me that they’d love him as a kind of sideshow attraction. Granted, I’m definitely not a scholar of North Korean culture but I’d imagine he personifies every negative thing their government says about us.

You could save the money/headache on building a shelter, buy a shitload of whiskey, and embrace the apocalypse instead!

I honestly thought he was wearing a couple of hose clamps between his watch and the bracelet.

Good on you. Also, damn youth! I mean that in only the kindest of ways.

I always got the feeling it was driven by spite. They dropped it way too fast, imo, for it to feel like it was driven by any realistic concerns.

I get what you’re saying but, in all fairness, I would come a lot closer to watching the movie of MGS4 than I would playing the game. I don’t know what changed more between MGS3 and MGS4, me or the games, but holy shit could I not finish 4. I loved the first three but the over long cutscenes at the very beginning of…

Hmmm...my honest opinion is hard to get out without sounding like a bit of a judgemental asshole but it basically amounts to“Damn youth!” and how he was in the right place at the right time. I might have been a fan myself had I been in my early 20s or teens with no disposable income and terrible tastes when he started…

You’d think so wouldn’t you? I caught a few that I’ve never seen so I don’t mind too much but it still sucks to have to pop an incense just to see something.

I don’t care where you start from when you take eggs out of the carton but you better be god damned sure you’re balancing the weight properly. I’ll be damned if I’m going to be blamed for your incompetence when an out of balance egg carton goes tumbling from my hands.