“Why won’t you just throw away the cardboard roll?” It’s because I might need an unoffensive monument to my shitty endeavors, past and future girlfriends.

Sounds like someone else went to visit their rural relatives for the weekend/holiday and discovered that Pokemon Go is completely hopeless once you get out in the woods. I wouldn’t say that I walked around frustrated the whole time while playing because it was great weather but it wasn’t any less annoying to see…

I think I’d rather have gotten into a fight over a cheap TV and some games than what I actually did. I spent half the day cleaning up my kitchen and overpaying for an oil change before spending the other half of the day driving to visit my parents.

Jokes and all that are great but wow is Cave Story a perfect nomination for a “stands the test of time” award.

It’s a fantastic game to buy and have it sit unplayed in your Steam library. That’s an even better price than I paid for it too! I don’t think you’ll be disappointed in how well it performs both installed and unplayed and uninstalled.

That makes the Sesame Street clip a little strange to watch. Was that a bit of art imitating life? Kudos to whoever is doing the voices for the muppets because they’ve got them down pat.

That first image has me ready to believe any story that would claim the United Front guys had been hired by Rockstar to make GTA6(aka Sleeping Dogs 2). I kindly ask that fake news makers not take advantage of my optimism and love of Sleeping Dogs.

Elitists of any stripe should always be proved wrong in the most hilarious of ways because they’re insufferable. So good on that guy. The praise seems unrealistic though. The reactions that I imagine would happen are more like the Titanfall 2 video where the player’s team stood around in protest, pouted the entire…

I’d love for Kotaku to do a super comprehensive list of Dragon Ball games. Or maybe a list of the best one or two from the various systems over the years.

It would be the first I’ve heard of him doing that, if it’s true. Now Jimmy Kimmel did a thing a while back where he mocked people that watch gaming videos on YouTube but I don’t think it was any sort of regular segment.

Damn. His team decided to pout the entire match and he fucking takes care of business. You know that was a satisfying win.

I hate to break it to you but, as a fake science person, I feel I must show you this in the interest of ending the fallacious spheroid earth movement.

And then you try to eat it a couple more times and then start looking under things until you’re forced to confront the reality that there isn’t any more. You ate it. Huh... I think I made myself a little sad.

That’s probably a safe assumption. I wouldn’t think there would be a problem considering the writer and the audience but you never can tell.

Awesome. Preemptive good luck with the book! I look forward to reading it.

It’s too late. I’m already imagining Natural Born Killers with Woody Allen in that role.

I had no idea that was a thing. It’s like looking forward to a game all year, opening presents on Christmas day to find said game, and dropping everything to spend the first 10 minutes poring over the manual....but far more tedious. I mean, I was definitely the kid who read the manual (hey sometimes there was a…

I love behind the scenes stories so it sounds like a book I’d enjoy. I don’t know Kotaku’s stance on a writer plugging their own book but, since I very rarely use Twitter, I hope you’re able to do so when it’s done. At least show it in the author info below an article so I catch it when scrolling down to comment. I’ve…

It may be in a racing game, depending on where you lived. My ex-girlfriend’s old apartment building was in Project Gotham.

Why not put her on a schedule or something? Maybe make it so she behaves like a person that does other things during the day. Change her behavior so she’s not crying constantly when she’s there. I’m sure it’s easier to remove stuff but it’s kind of a shame they would just strike the npc from the game.