I had something else to say but I completely forgot what it was once I saw this painting in the photo of their office. I must have it.

Damn. And I thought it was bad here. Yesterday afternoon when I walked by a known pokestop I got impatient enough with it refusing to update the map in the 10 seconds I had the game open that I just said “fuck it” and put my phone away. Now I feel really bad for the couple of people that were sitting out in the heat…

Man that’s awesome! He seems like one of the most genuinely nice guys. To the point where he’s one of those celebrities where I’d be a little crushed if I learned that he was actually an asshole. That aside, why did he go with a sound card in the first place? Not that I’m criticizing since I have no idea what…

Anything? A testicle kicking contest where he goes first? Stabbing competition? Kevin James movie marathon contest? Sensual massage for the elderly showdown? A contest to see how long you can stand him chewing gum and makes smacking noises right in your ear?

One more day until I have EDF to distract me from Black Desert Online’s corrupt file problem!

Nuh-vidia? You monster! Anyway, that’s really freaking neat. One of those things I’d love to play with but I have nowhere near the patience to figure it all out. But just because I’m a dummy doesn’t make me less excited to see what other people come up with.

I’m a little shocked that no one is mentioning the cheap shot there. At the very least, that should end up in a tossed phone.

It’s a real shame they took it down. The closest gym or pokestop for me is a bit of a trek and there’s a perfect place near my apartment that would work great. Well lit, decent parking lot, next to a pizza place. I would love to go get hammered, eat pizza, do pokemon stuff, and only have to walk a hundred yards back…

RE5 has the weird distinction of being one of my least liked Resident Evil games but, by far, the most played. Not to say I disliked it, obviously, but I didn’t love it. I never got around to playing it co-op though. Which is a shame because I had a friend tell me that it was fun as hell.

Macon seems to love it

I guess I should find out how to play the game because I get the feeling that I’m not doing it right. The time or two I’ve thought about it, I play it like I check the time on my phone. I pull it out, unlock, see if anything is near me, then I put it up shortly after because it feels wrong to walk around absorbed in…

I’m glad that I have no idea what is going on. Lots of excited Japanese...*image of watermelon half with a knife in it flashes on screen which somehow causes Snake to unload his pistol at Ocelot*. I have no clue what any of it means but I kind of want to have one of those machines for myself. Or maybe I just want…

My friend’s dog is the same way. Shoes, the couch, the floor, the table, people...nothing is safe. If she starts licking my shoes, leg, or feet, I just look her in the face and ask her “Don’t you think you’re getting a little too familiar?” I think it worked once.

Oh god you’ve broken the third seal! Everyone knows that when you say his name three times, an alarm goes off in his home that lets him know he’s been mentioned. It’s only a matter of time now...

CSI Cyber drinking game: Every time one of you yells at the TV or says “That’s dumb as hell” you take a drink.

If it ever comes up as a free game for PS+ I’ll probably download it. Personally, I wouldn’t bother at full price or even half that. There are better twin stick shooters and there’s a better Ghostbusters game in the 09 game to settle for what looks to be an incredibly dull game...especially at the price they’re asking.

Well I know one artist who I’m not hiring if I ever want to make my totally awesome XXX game, Fetish Fucker 5000. Also yeah, some of those games make a shit load of money. It’s simultaneously surprising and the least surprising thing ever.

I’m desperately hoping he meant Japanese dub. I don’t mind the English dubbing but they don’t seem to have the same passion that the Japanese actors do.

I have one thing to say about this...FUCKING SWEET.

Aww little buddy... I kind of want to get the game just so I can befriend him.