Nail, meet head.

There have been many times I have been very tempted to give a car a good scratch that has intentionally parked in a very shitty way to take up multiple spaces, sometimes even more than two, but I have never gone through with it.

I always assumed is was jerry-rig and has it’s roots in the WWII “jerry cans” that were the German gas cans that proved to be extremely sturdy and versatile for many things other than simply lugging liquids around. Jerry-rig was a way of using aa jerry can to make or do something completely different. 

The gold looks better than the default silver tbh

Not necessarily idiots, but let’s just say a very large overlap in the Venn diagram.

“Designed by idiots, for idiots”

Look, I’ll just say ‘anything I’m driving.’ Because, honestly, I am real done with these negative reader participation lists. ‘What’s the worst...’ ‘What do you hate...’ ‘Who is an idiot...’

The QOTD was “Driven exclusively by idiots” not “Designed exclusively by Idiots”

Love an anti-lag crackle coming from a car going at full chat on a race course.

There’s absolutely no reason a car on the street should be making a noise like that.

Pickup trucks. I always seem to run into two types of pickup drivers in my area. The first is someone who works in a trade who is constantly driving around the neighborhood while on their phone. They’re generally going 10 below the speed limit and stopping randomly in the middle of the street because their mind is…

Any car with fake badging, especially with Octane window tint, a dented fender or bumper and being driven by a kid in a Best Buy polo. We can see you’re not driving an AMG or an M, Tyler.

I saw a Hellcat Charger or challenger not sure which one, smash a light pole off Jamboree near Hwy 1 yesterday, But that was to be expected...My actual nominee is the Freakin Tahoe. First of all the dam thing is too big, they are driven by short people so they can feel “safe”, but don’t even know the dimensions of…

Trucks with flags.

Any truck with modified suspension.

I almost admire Altima drivers for their zen-like ability to simply not give a shit. Running two safety spares at the same time? Fine. Bumper or muffler hanging off? Whatever. Spiderwebbed windshield? All good, man.

I’m really confused as to why Tesla hasn’t swept this competition. There are SO many of them on the road, and it’s a Model S, it’ll have vanity plates.

Yes, WE KNOW it does an acceleration trick. Yes, WE EXPECT you to use it as soon as we move left to pass you. 

Well considering most people are assholes the low-hanging fruit is “every car.”

Squatted trucks. I don’t need to say anymore.....

Could it be said that the same type of idiot that liked the G35/37 coupe also went for the Hyundai Genesis Coupe? Even John Krafci, the USA Hyundai president and CEO at the time, claimed it was built “...to deliver a driving experience that challenges cars like the Infiniti G37". So, are the Genesis Coupe drivers…

Any Hummer that isn’t owned by an actual government military agency.