The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!

Korean kid from OC who casually throws around the N-word and threatens lynching? KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER.

RIP your inbox, Lauren.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

Or, we’re dealing with a race that doesn’t advance technology as rapidly, because longer lifespans and interstellar travel means they have acquired a different perspective on the concept of time and process than us. Or, they slightly underestimated our technological level from the intelligence they’ve gathered and…

Depressingly plausible.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Nothing to see here. It is just swamp gas and weather balloons.

Yes. I do hold black sports fan accountable but the difference with the NBA and the WNBA, as those women are actually leading the charge in protest, is that the stars of both leagues have made it impossible for the owners to come down on the players. You think anyone is telling LeBron he can’t wear a Tamir Rice…

At least his apology was an actual apology. He gets points for that. Well, like one point for that. Against his negative, call it, 1,000 points for green-lighting the whole thing in the first place.

They could have a tasting for all of these awful ideas and call it the Trail of Beers. 

You might say . . . it’s beyond the pale.

How could this get past the brainstorming stage without someone realizing what a terrible idea this is?

Seattle-based Mirage Beer

Great idea! Why not turn other historical horrors into profitable beer? Holocaust Hefeweizen, anyone?

He lost me at we didnt evolve. Im almost curious to read the batshit extreme love, but I am slacking at work and will not waste that time on such nonsense.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.