The worst part about this whole thing is the Tesla owner referring to his electric blob-mobile as an “M3.”

I think “Meme Team” is the best one I’ve seen so far.

Some highschoolers in Bakersfield, CA gave this exact same reason in a local news story for why teen pregnancies were on the rise in the early/mid 2000s.

I don’t think we should be encouraging people to take on more debt, especially people who are already aware that they can’t afford things.

I think we’re still in baseball mode a little bit. Either that, or touchdowns are now graded on how many runs they’re worth.

When I was a youth, I wanted as many aftermarket parts on my car as possible. Now that I am a wise adolescent, I realize that OEM or OEM+ is the way to go for basically everything. Sincerest apologies to my poor ‘03 Saturn Ion and ‘06 Focus.

Fellow FoST driver: I’ve loaded it up with things that are just silly for an economy car (extra set of 19" wheels with tires, 4 adults and a set of golf clubs, lots and lots of moving boxes, etc.). Every time someone says Focus ST on this site, someone else has to chime in and say that the Fiesta is better. Sorry, but…

I had Southwest claim that“weather” was the cause of a delay from San Jose to Portland, even though Alaska was still flying to Portland every 2 hours or so. Turns out Southwest ran out of de-icer, so while the weather was certainly a factor, it was more that Southwest wasn’t as prepared as the other airlines.

Let’s see, it costs $30 to park at the Coliseum and driving there from Fremont can take upwards of an hour on game day. “But there’s public transportation!” you might say, and you would be correct. You can take BART, a service that is chronically running behind schedule and recently had a murder committed on one of…

I live in California and the only time I’ve been to anything that remotely resembled the scenes from F&F was visiting my cousin in Connecticut. What a classy McDonald’s parking lot that was and my introduction to the world of pedestrian-hungry Mustangs.

As a Cal Poly grad and Giants fan, I’m glad Ramses Barden made it into this post.

If the button isn’t supposed to be used to order a drink, then why does it have a picture of someone holding a drink?

That’s what you get for having a set of folding chairs in live ball territory for a bullpen.

I flag listings on Autotrader that do this without shame. Same thing with apartments on Zillow or the like that claim to have “washer/dryer in unit” when it is, in fact, a communal coin-on laundry room on the property.

The headlights look strange to me. Are those green HIDs or do you have the fog lights on or..?

The fact that the Warriors continue to wear “The Town” jerseys while their new home across the bridge is being built makes me laugh. People want to talk about how much they mean to Oakland, but in a couple years Steph and crew will be just like everyone else who lives in the East Bay and commutes to SF.

That depends. How do people feel about Karl Malone?

Any car fans in the Bay Area who have not attended a Canepa Cars & Coffee are doing themselves a great disservice. I went to one a couple years ago and walked through the entire workshop. They had to have a janitor follow me to mop up the drool from my jaw constantly hitting the floor at what I was seeing.

I was once pulled over for 71 in a 65 and the cop said I drew attention to myself when I “came up behind someone in the right lane and then moved into the left lane to pass them.” I really didn’t understand how my proper use of the passing lane was supposedly a red flag that required special attention at 10pm on a…

The 4x108 Focus community was in love with Compomotive. I seem to recall something about them not making wheels anymore, but maybe that was just in that bolt pattern?