cool story, bro. tell it at parties.

and yet you think the nfl needs to keep the players more safe. scrub.

“nice, pretty white people in the pepsi video”

ur history degree gets you nothing but stars & self-hate. on deadspin. lulz.

trade melo to the rockets. harden will have anthony behaving in no time.

it’s also not called “the most valuable player to whichever team that player happens to be on”. the raiders might’ve gone 16-0 with brady at the helm. if rodgers played for the raiders, had a stellar 3/4 of a season, then got injured, would he be mvp? do you see what i’m saying? it’s like you are assigning value by…

lol this convo is soo 2017. it’s ridiculous.

i couldn’t disagree more. solo reprise, pretty sweet, facebook story, and close to you act as a segue into the more mindfucking atmospheric tracks that — eh nvm — you just don’t get it or you don’t like it. and you’re wrong. lulz.

nah you attempted one of those clever, cheeky deadspin jokes that that Ray guy does so well. but you came up a little short. kinda like how Kiffin came up short in his head coaching quest! lulz.