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11/13/15

That’s why I’m so glad we started doing the Reject’s Thanksgiving. All of the family decided to start going to a winery for a buffet that is an hour and a half away, then come home and cook a turkey for leftovers. We said “fuck that”, and now me, Cindymoo and my parents get together in our PJs, eat chicken, cheesy…

11/8/15

ELEVEN.

10/1/15

How many naca ducts ? ALL OF THEM !

10/1/15

I have to confess, I used to think the f40 was ugly, and the f50 was perfection. But thankfully I’ve seen the error of my ways. That car is damn beautiful.

9/21/15

I know right? I should be getting laid for science right now instead of ironing my work clothes for the rest of the week.

9/21/15

He’s confusing Planned Parenthood, which is pretty comprehensive in going over every option (adoption, abortion, prenatal care, etc.), with the Crisis Pregnancy Centers he’d rather fund. You know, those ones that actually do lie to women and hide options.

9/17/15

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

9/9/15

I own the original. And yes, I grew up with the dubbed version. I don’t think younger me would understand it, but living in the world we do now I have no problem understanding the Aussie version.

9/9/15

We get the stupid version of everything. The director’s cut of Brazil is a masterpiece. The US version is swiss cheese.

9/9/15

I don't think so. I mean the title of the hearing sounds so impartial!

9/9/15

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

9/9/15

What did I just read?

9/9/15

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

9/8/15

“an LSD-like drug” called Aquarust

9/6/15

Coupé Fiat. Styled by Chris Bangle - before he moved to BMW.

9/1/15

The price seems a little high at first, but then after thinking about it, I can’t really imagine it being listed for any less. God damn, that thing is gorgeous.

6/21/15

Let us all be gender-neutral wankers!

6/21/15

I’m sticking with wank. It’s a good solid English word & I am bringing it back for the womenfolk! LOL.

6/18/15

The average american woman is 5’4”

6/12/15

Right! Frankly, I just assumed that everyone assumed their guests were doing it spare room.