No— to get alla that back, you have to play his songs backwards.

I think I may have shared this story before but I’m sure it’s been a while. So, back when I was in grad school in Monterey my wife-then-girlfriend was going to school in San Francisco. We’d drive back and forth every other weekend to spend time together since it’s not a long drive. At the time I had my trusty old…

“The bounty hunter returned fire” Did he also return his wife, his dog and his pickup truck?

Nothing conservative super Christians do makes sense. My colorist was ranting about Lady Gaga’s support of LGBT issues while doing my hair and I asked her if her church didn’t believe that everyone that doesn’t attend their particular church is going to hell already. She confirmed it. So I said that since Lady Gaga…

This is an outrage! Think of the potential for abuse. Why, a person could go to her local grocery store, purchase one of these so-called dietary supplements for a low price right over the counter (especially one that happened to be quick-acting and short-lived), write a 4-6 page article critique paper, and then go to…

I yearn for a linguistically simpler time: “Speed.”

Seems appropriate that the one person who connected with Ted Cruz's rhetoric is the one reading at the Pre-K level.

Here's the proud papa

I work at a print shop where places like this do business and everytime they come in to get their material printed, I just die a little bit inside. It's not a small business either, so I can't let the manager know that I find them unscrupulous and that I refuse to touch their work, it's a large print conglomerate, so…

Doesn't the Janine character need to be a dude?

Beat me to it

I was just hearing that in my head the whole time lol

exactly what I came here to say :-)

Play this and then watch the video above.

On the bright side, the "religious liberty" bill that would have allowed OK businesses to not serve people if doing so was against strong religious convictions? Failed.

So...let's see how we could change that and erase all the sexist moralizing, shall we?

(The narhwal comment was perfect, and makes it difficult to maintain my Sam-The-Eagle-like disdain for the practice of appending human traits to automobiles.)

It went from being Good Dog, Bringing The Paper, to something that's already torn up your lawn and peed in your mailbox.

Not sure...

They aren't psychopaths, they're lions. That's normal for them. Like Chris Rock said, peoples' pet tigers don't "go berserk", they "go tiger". They're doing what they do, the only problem is that a few foolish humans decided to try to make them into cuddly little kittens.