Quick, everyone vote this one up so that the Jalopnik guys can’t do a slideshow because they are too busy puking!

Approved!

Yeah, I agree with smalley. You skipped right over dumb and went straight to genius.

That might be dumb enough that is circles around to being genius.

I was not mechanically inclined, mind you, but I drove a Delta 88 that had a tape deck.  The tape deck ate tapes, so I velcroed a cassette walkman to the underside of the dash, with a stereo miniplug to cassette adapter- so I would play my tapes in the walkman through the adapter instead of just getting a cheapy…

No Flame Thrower option?

Damn, you probably win the obscurity award for this one.

Considering that in Texas, the GOP is looking down the barrel of the entire state’s majority of voters kicking them out, this kind of wide-spread voter suppression might work in the GOP’s favor if it primarily impacts urban voters.

My niece and nephew (6 and 8) were playing around in my ‘97 Ranger, enjoying the novelty of the fold-down rumble seats in the extended cab, and were just completely flummoxed by the manual windows. Just amazed.  Then the niece’s eyes lit up as she connected the dots and said, “Oh, so that’s why they call it rolling…

This kid needs a baseball bat to the knees.

Another side of the story is Liberty Filmore.

A disability that allows you to maneuver the shopping cart through the store, checkout line, and to your vehicle, but not to the cart corral or back to the store? OK.

I hear now is a great time to buy Bolt. Someone told me they’re having a fire sale.

When I read this “ I had three days to get to Turkey. They would prove to be rough.”

This random post about a bird seems as good a place as any to point out that kinja is a total fucking disaster in ways that make the bad ol’ days of gross porn gifs being “in the black” look like a well oiled machine. It is literally impossible for me to respond to people in the gray in threads, or to respond to posts…

Or by your thoughts. 

I see two potential situations.