@Crashproof: you can use two remotes in samba de amigo?

@Culebra: It has somewhat suggested that you might be related to Daniel Sepulveda, which would instantly make you awesome.

Shorter all of these posts: "CRAP, PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO TELL I'M NOT A GIRL!!"

Attention pirates: Iwata, frustrated by rampant DS piracy, will now personally hit you over the head, with an oversized comedy hammer.

@cutmaclass: I'm sure DKC's feelings are very hurt.

How is this better than you think? You should think it would be great, since RE4 Wii is the seminal version of the game. How is this at all surprising?

@Aklost: *Gets working on the first homebrew app to give people extreme nausea.

@ninja_togo: Joystiq is also the site that famously trashed their own user poll from E3 a few years ago because they disagreed with the result (Nintendo over Sony). Not saying they'd dredge post counts, but that kind of blind fanboy assholery will get you a very specific kind of audience.

@Kenneth Blaney: SHUUUUN!

@MPSai:

This is a giant problem, as we have learned that standing up is something gamers are completely and totally incapable of doing!

@GasBandit: My hovercraft is full of eels!

Uh, Sony, LARP WAND was just a joke. You don't actually have to make a LARP game.

ESCALATION!

But will it have realistic Indian/Irish-slaughterin' action?

This game should really take marketing cues from the Samuel L. Jackson Beer:

@wrexingcrew: I agree with you entirely that games opinion is important, and for the same reasons (I buy relatively fuew games, also). My main complaint is the combination of games opinion and games journalism. While it is true that there is a lot of pro/con discussion of games, it is fundamentally unhelpful because…

I really like this. The entire point of games journalism is really to tell us whether something is worth buying. Not how epic it is, how the 360 makes you feel alligator, or how cool bizarre marketing ploy X is, but whether we should put down hard cash for a game or a piece of hardware.

@Cool Story, Bro: Just put together a group (or most of a group) and then have the group enter the LFG system. Same tokens as if you did a pug, although less coin.

@Deanb: Vin Diesel isn't just a WoW player, he's also an avid D&D player. He is the largest nerd ever.