“I leave my iPod Nano, full of music to take life less seriously by.”

Have you met AVClub? This is their MO. He failed the purity test, so they will shit on him until the end of time.

Wait, so is the English that’s actually “Portuguese” spoken with an accent to differentiate with when he’s speaking English? Just curious. I’ll probably check it out later, but I really liked how the show Warrior handled the language use, perfect English from a Chinese character is them speaking Chinese, they speak…

Beyonce just needs to do a Death Metal album, and all will be well.

Yeah seriously and what does Jenna think about Stranger Things or the Harry Potter series, where kids are also in crazy dangerous situations?

After so much freaking out from the fans about every single word the production crew said about the show, I tried a crazy idea called actually watching the show for myself before deciding what I think about it, and what do you know, I liked it a lot. I especially have to shout out Ken Leung, who brings a metric ton…

These tricks are providing us with money, so stop it -Apple

The monkey’s paw twist is that WoW will shut down within a year because they just laid off everyone who was maintaining it.

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

I feel like “Hey, also GameShark is back” is a story on its own.

I’m more surprised that GameShark is coming back instead of a leaked Switch 2 date. But if they didn’t know Nintendo’s plans why mention Switch 2 at all?

Just speculating, but maybe it uses AI as a way to try and determine a game’s cheats, or find a way around a patch designed to remove exploits?

If the FTC didn’t block Disney’s acquisition of Fox, I don’t think they’ll block this one. Fox was sold for seven times what Paramount is worth now. 

The only time it drags for me is the scenes with Farmiga. I don’t feel her involvement or storyline added anything much to the proceedings, and it frankly felt off that a police therapist with a live-in boyfriend would start sleeping with a patient she barely knows.

Seems right to me, though I’m a stan for the HK original. I know Scorcese had to make it different, and really, the HK one is very HK, but Scorcese made what had been the most shocking scene nothing in his version, and also SPOILER—if more than one person knows who the mole is, then a lot of the movie is a nonissue?…

Going to come out and say it. The Departed is not good, not bad, but highly mid. The people that go to bat for that movie carry it as a personality and take all the wrong things away from it.

Remember folks, it's only a crime if you're poor.   Otherwise, this is just smart investment/Capitalism.  

Yes, like “Raised by Wolves, sense8". I could name many more that I enjoyed.

No Lex Luthor? Am I the only one who immediately suspected that Parasite’s assistant Alex was him?

Man, fuck Kinja. I had a long and thought-out reply written up that’s lost to the aether.