When chicks see my Powerpoint, it doesn’t take long to move them into landscape orientation, if you know what I mean.

And, yet, many of these flamethrowers are walking 4.5-5.0 batters per 9 innings. Is baseball ever going to go back to guys who throw 89 MPH but can hit corners and never get hurt?

It’s still one of the great lines in journalism history. When Derek Bell announced “Operation Shutdown” and left for his yaught, a Pittsburgh columnist declared that “Bell is the ultimate Pirate: he steals money and lives on a boat.”

People are simply trying to call attention to a line of thinking that is unproductive, destructive and needs to be re-assessed.

Leo’s way past fucking Americans. He’s fucking international supermodels. Why are we assuming he’s listening to music? He’s probably bought a learn-a-language app so he can say “Do you want me to cum in your hair?” in Italian.

MAYBE THAT IS THE ANSWER TO “WHO IS REY’S MOTHER”??!!!

I thought Nermal was a kitten. It was a he, but he was (perpetually) young.

You’re being specific to Deadspin, though. A lot of the ads are about kitchen supplies, tech gadgets, style and clothing ... and Gizmodo Media Group has web properties where a headline of “15 gadgets you need to have” could easily be confused as Gizmodo content rather than an ad.

This type of stuff isn’t new to digital media. It’s existed in “traditional media” for 50+ years. I work in public relations and we used to do matte releases, which were news stories we’d write that were favorable to our brands or issues. These stories were typeset exactly like the newspaper they ran in (which tended…

Having already pulled someone over is a different story. Most states require you to move over a lane when police are engaged on the side of the road. If you can’t safely move over, then it IS appropriate to slow down for the officer’s safety.

This is the ultimate test of your manhood. Do you have the testicular fortitude to pass a police car (even it if it is legally)? Cops must see that as an opportunity to troll people.

May I add one more to this? When driving past a police car doing a speed check, it is not necessary to drive BELOW the posted speed limit.

I don’t think that’s true. Look at Chappelle’s Show. How many sketches and characters can people name from it — proportionately, I’d argue the same or more. Yet its hit rate on sketches was probably more like 75-80% vs. SNL’s 35-40%.

Yeah, it’s weird to label him a perfectionist when he runs a sketch comedy show made up of improvisational comics and pumps out skits that have, at best, a 50% rate of being funny.

The Diamondbacks wish they had this type of a rotation.

We’ll have to see if other players are able to pull off his strategy, which I think works primarily because he doesn’t miss very often and, as he said, he’s comfortable with making large wagers.

The rules aren’t the same and the dynamics of the game aren’t the same. The questions are harder; you have three excellent players instead of just one or two; one time there was a robot (but then Arthur Chu lost and they brought Watson in — ha! a Jeopardy joke!) and you eliminate the endurance factor of having to win…

The Rutter v. Jennings question is a tough one. Clearly Rutter is the better head-to-head player; and Rutter never got the chance to go on a long winning streak like Jennings did. But the longevity and value of Jennings’ regular-season streak is just amazing (especially after watching Holzhauer come up short), and I…

You could easily add an age-verification system to all MLB.com ticket purchases, TicketMaster, StubHub, etc. “For fan safety, children under the age of 12 are not permitted in rows 1-15. Please confirm that all seat holders are 12 years of age or older.”

Also, Quicksilver is ludicrously overpowered