Lucille exhaling her smoke into Buster's mouth is the funniest thing I have ever seen, and it gets funnier the longer it goes on. Tony Hale is a genius physical comedian.

Tambor is looking…68 years old. Walter is 72. It'll happen to you too someday.

Beats Neleh's constant "Oh my heck" from Season 4.

She, and everyone else there, still doesn't get that the villain of the piece is Jeff Probst, not Dawn. Dawn had a right to be pissed, after being chosen to go along on reward and then having that ripped out from under her. Brenda had a right to be pissed, for being put in that situation. "Let the other four have your…

I became a staunch Eddie supporter at that very moment. Too fantastic.

I could go without seeing some of my blood-related family for a year without any problem at all. They're all right-wing gun nuts.

I'm hoping for Dawn to lose her teeth again, and give us fifteen minutes of weeping about how Brenda is the only one who can find them for her but she's not here anymore. Then med-evac.

I'm still waiting for someone to say "Go fuck yourself, Jeff" and sit down.

I heard "horrible", not "affordable".

Stupid Brenda — she got up. If she'd stayed put, Eddie would have grabbed his torch and walked over to Jeff.

"This season, in a new surprise twist, it's ALL THE HANTZES".

When he said "and that's not all" or whatever, before introducing the second family members, I thought he was going to say "now, you're going to watch the exact same videos on a Samsung Galaxy Note II, also from Sprint!

Yeah, really. She's gorgeous. Half-Bolivian, half-Chinese? I can't imagine a better combo. Some people like the giant Sarah Jones-style bolt-on ta-tas, but I like 'em slim. And my god, the color of her skin! The way she moves! Her smiile! I could look at her just sitting around camp for hours.

I have completely missed this! Thanks.

Remember, our first introduction to the magic of Dawn was when she stole that guy's shoes and took them out and buried them in the sand. EDIT: no, that was Holly who buried Dan's shoes on Survivor: Nicaragua, season 21. I'm dumb.

Cochran's going out next episode (if these people have any brains at all, which is debatable).

Yup. I actually thought it was going to be 4-2; I didn't expect Eddie's left-field vote for Erik (huh?). I'm actually starting to like the guy, he's so clueless. But there was never any chance that Cochran was going to get any votes. That's what Brenda needed to organize, but never did.

Funny how two weeks ago I thought Cochran was my favorite Survivor ever, and now I'm mad at him. That has nothing to do with the fact that Brenda is clearly the Hottest Survivor Ever, making past contenders like Parvati and Amanda look like sacks of potato peels in comparison. OK, maybe a little.

I think the final three is going to be Erik, Eddie and Dawn, and Erik's going to win it unanimously. Maybe one of them is Sherry, I dunno, but the result doesn't change. But the only other player left with a brain in their head is Cochran, and he HAS to be target #1 now.

Exactly right. Dawn's chances at a vote were slim, but now they are none. The only chance for anyone besides Cochran is for someone — who's pretty much going to have to be Erik — to blindside Cochran. NEXT. Dawn barely knows where she is at this point; she could walk into the sea or eat ten pounds of sand or who knows…