And I'm suing Tampax because I wore white pants while horseback riding, and it was a total bloodbath.

Lady: you should've known nothing at an Elmhurst Duane Reade would do your vagina a lick of good.

You know, if you suspend this critic's past offenses (see: angry black lady-gate), and give her the benefit of the doubt, then she's guilty of a clueless typo. But then you realize that she works for what is traditionally considered to be the country's most important paper of record and the "liberal media's" strongest…

Can't wait for the Gawker cross-post...

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

"It's not wild chicken."

Bad: had to return to work today post holidays.

You're going to have to come at us with something stronger than this, Mark. After all, the readers SUBMITTED all of these stories once, beating your ingrown hair by a mile. http://jezebel.com/5664007/10-of-…

My morning reminder that people are utterly awful.

An excellent way to make sure WOC or poor women don't feel left out is to focus solely on what two very young, very wealthy, and privileged white women have to say about it.

They do. MRAs complain bitterly about men being expected to be tough and emotionless and in the same breath refer to men who try to ally with feminism as betas and manginas.

If the MRA's didn't have their heads up their own asses, THESE are the kinds of things they should be talking about.

So the lesson I should take away from this is that you can make carmel out of semen?

Congratulations Mark, you found something more disgusting than Rosebudding.

He is just an amazing, badass dude.

Wilson is alive, not in jail, and has received over $400,000 in donations from supporters (aka more than a person earning 2x min wage for 40 hrs/week will earn in 10 years). How in the hell is his life "over"?