Oh man, this movie was great.

Not that race and class privilege aren't important to keep in mind here, but I have doubts that "privileged upper-class white women" is a good description of who is filling these jobs.

And with him out of the picture, we can make sure that sucking remains legal.

I think it really does matter. You would need to be very clear on what rights of abrogation a father should have and why. The argument I outlined above failed to be compelling exactly because it relied on an inappropriate and weak analogy.

I seriously got into an (internet) argument with someone who insisted the following:

That's not an explanation in support of your claim; that's an entirely separate claim.

Yeah, I was like: I've seen videos like this, you need a comedo extractor

This hasn't happened that many times, but I'd be surprised if it wasn't common: I've definitely had a few guys claiming to have 7" or 6" dicks (not bragging about it though), but no. They were not.

Enter the comments about how those who get it are congratulating each-other for being oh-so-clever because we get the joke. Despite the fact that there is practically a series of these tongue-in-cheek articles with obviously absurd advice, like "kill everyone".

That aside, I'm still all about this.

Not once you've kicked your kid out of the house. That's some shit you can't take back.

No, we'd mostly just like you to not defend the comedian for his behavior. I don't really care if you are not personally offended by what happened, but don't you dare try and make excuses for this.

At least two already!

Dawww bunnehs

Dawww bunnehs

This makes me feel ill and terrified, it's like the perfect storm of awfulness. I absolutely cannot deal with people I don't know touching me, and depending on how threatened I felt, this could provoke a violent response.

Because dogs love feces. Almost as much as they love eating their own vomit after they've eat feces and then vomited it up again.

I am neither of those things, but I was raised macrobiotic and I've got much love for Thug Kitchen.

Yeah, I'm not emotionally healthy, but I'm working on it. "self loathing" isn't really the best way to put it anymore - that used to be a huge problem, but I've managed to work through some of that. Nevertheless, I have a pathological need to be physically prepared.

Oh gods yes. For better or worse, my best workouts are fueled primarily by rage, self-loathing, and the need to feel in control of something.