Track 3, Trace Awakens, sounds like an 8-16 bit version of the soundtrack for a John Carpenter film. It reminded me a lot of The Thing and Escape From New York.

Don't worry, I hate myself just as much for it.

By the Winds of Watoomb, this hand gesture looks familiar!

he's a mandroid, not meat! He can decide between us for himself

I will show this to my beagle when I get home tonight. She'll appreciate it.

I like Tom Hardy but I wish a character from the middle east weren't necessarily played by an English dude of Irish descent.

Excuse me, but the shards of Narsil wouldn't have been reforged into Anduril at this point.

Is that one of the Golden Girls?

Not that I have a problem with Copley the actor, but, couldn't they have found someone... big and built... to play Christian? He's supposed to look like he was a big, tough superhero once. What gives?

Forget it Steve, it's Kinjatown.

Kyle Maclachlan as "the Doctor"?

I just want to offer my heartfelt thanks at providing transcripts to go along with these videos.

This is very pedantic, I know, but DAMNIT, the US Fool's Assassin cover is SO much better than the UK version :(

When Eowyn kills the Witch King in Return of the King. I still get goosebumps and I've seen that scene about 1000 times.

Cap packs a wallop.

Astonishing Cyclops, not dead, still has his powers, and incredibly badass.

y'all i'm going to a screening of guardians after work and i am SO EXCITED IT HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH

For thine are the kingdoms of Arda,and the power, and the glory,for ever and ever...

A mess NOW and a mess 6 months from now are 2 different things. And it's not like a mess necessarily means bad. Just that it didn't go a smoothly as the other productions. It may be another Incredible Hulk. A solid enough movie that was neither a flop nor a blockbuster. And that you can enjoy watching but don't squee…

I never knew that I needed this until just now.