@Alamutrika: if I had my star, I would promote this picture every day.

@Numanoid: How does it work on the phones? I'm still kind of confused how this would work. I guess I can wait till tomorrow though.

@DJ Schway: I agree, watch the video Antiterra linked. I was a little turned off at first by the premise, but was totally charmed by the idea of the game and the presentation. The fact that it seems to be a fun throwback to his earlier adventure games is an added bonus. Apparently there are a bunch of different ways…

@Tymac: pretty awesome way to murder a guy, though. Just sayin', I'd probably dig going into space that way.

@alipied: Yikes! Someone call Whitley Strieber.

@beanspeppin: What would happen if you ate up your own droppings? Would it magically come back out as the full course meal?

@Izzeh: I think it was perfect. I was talking about this with a friend the other day and I think it really works. At the time, I was a little confused, b/c you're basically repeating missions that you do at the beginning of the game, but if you consider it all from a narrative standpoint, it's really interesting, like…

I could not care less if people love or hate achievements. Really, if you like doing the requisite action to gain a trophy, go for it. If you like to brag about how many achievements you have, sure, do it (never actually ever heard someone doing this. Maybe younger people do this. I don't know). If you hate trophies,…

@My name is Nelson, I like to dance!: don't worry, it isn't!

so I cannot upload my consciousness into a computer in order to survive the coming nuclear holocaust and thus rule over Las Vegas?

@Recoil: I think it's nuts. I remember playing most every one of those games from the 80s and early 90s in the video, and it just blows my mind when viewing the footage of Crysis near the end.

@Julio Cantero: wait, now school makes you fat??

@agentgray: thank you for including "wash hands" in that description.

@Archaotic: I always thought it was funny to play online w/ someone and have it turn into an episode of the Prisoner instead

this is the lame crap they did to the Vanisher too. pull loopy villain from X-Men #2 but make him dark and edgy for X-Force v.2, a series that has art so dark it MUST be "grim and gritty," by giving him stupid as shit tribal tats...wait for it...on his face!

@Eddard: I remember working in a movie theater when this poster was released, and we all thought it was so cool and a really sinister-looking thing to build up this movie. Then when the movie finally came out, we were all so let down.

@8x10: I think I just poo'd my pants

@the_loxster: me too. Makes me wonder if other publishers/developers will want to experiment w/ cloud-based gaming like Valve and Steam. Could mean interesting things for the future of downloadable games on consoles.

@CapnStu: I actually had one lady from the cable company tell me to threaten leaving the provider so I could retain my promo rate. I thought it was hilarious. Reminded me a Mr. Incredible cheating the system.

this video read like an odd, existential/metaphorical poem