fmcsprinkles
Farty McSprinkles
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I love living in a free country, I mean, sure I can’t buy just any car I want, or make modifications to my house or property without permission from the government. Sure, if I want to get married I have to get permission from the government, and I can only buy beer that has a certain amount of alcohol, and the

Good article. It drives me nuts every time I hear news anchors or people use patently wrong terms when reporting on guns. I typically immediately discount what they are saying, because it is obvious they are relaying information and have not actually investigated enough to be familiar with the terminology. If I hear

This will be worth that much money someday, but not today - CP

Wow, you should probably switch to decaf. You must be a lot of fun a parties.

I have owned 2 trucks previously, and I am currently looking for another one. I really like trucks. Having said that, if your commute is longer than 10 minutes, do not daily drive a truck. You will regret it.

I wholeheartedly agree with your assertion that it is pathetic that black people still have to worry about their safety and being discriminated against in 2018. I also agree that going to a local, independently owned retailer is better, but choosing a business to support based on the color of the owners skin is wrong.

For that price it would have to be mint condition, all original, and even lower miles and it still would be pushing the envelope for price.

There are not two Beetles. There is only one and a Porsche ...... Never-mind, carry on.

“I have lost interest in the project” often should be interpreted as “I have screwed up and I can’t figure out how to fix it.” I wanted to like it, I really did. However, I have to say run fast and far. CP

People that have been properly trained to drive those speeds would never do it on an open road. Training and skill often are most useful to let you know the limits of what can be done safely. Often, luck is mistaken for skill. There is no circumstance where driving 140 on an open interstate does not put you or others

That’s too bad. I enjoy reading the Onion, so I am going miss it when it closes it’s doors. Of course, there are a lot of talented writers in right to work states, so management may just decided to move the site to one of them. Best of luck with unemployment. I am sure the union will be very helpful when you can’t pay

I believe everyone’s first car should be a piece of shit. And for all of you nanny state people out there, a car can still be safe and be a piece of shit. My first car was a Chevy Monza. It sucked, but I loved it. I waxed, vacuumed, and wrenched on it with the enthusiasm that I have not had for a car since. You learn

Wife: You have to sell that car, you have too many toys. Seller: OK, I will list it for $15,500. Wife: Really, it is worth that much? Seller: Oh I have much more than that...... Wife: What were you saying? Seller: Nothing, I was just saying it was worth every penny of that I and I won’t consider selling it for less.

Remember you said that when you crap out your transmission or bust a diff because they were not able to handle the torque this produces. Also, good luck getting it through emissions in any state that does testing.

After changing your brake pads, be sure to always pump the brakes a few times to make sure the pads are engaged to the rotors before you back out of your garage on to your sloped driveway when your wife’s van is parked behind you. Even when you have changed brakes dozens of times before, there is a chance you might

Spend less than you make and do it for a long time.

You can with high mileage and not an extended cab. Engines are just about bullet proof, and they are incredibly easy to to wrench on, which makes them cheap to repair.

My mistake. Googled Toyota pickup 4x4 and pasted photo, but you are correct.

Just because you could, doesn’t mean you should.

Hello? is there any better option than this?