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If you try to use a hammer as a screwdriver, you will be disappointed with the results. The BRZ is not intended to be a high power sports car. They are just a (relatively) slow car that is a blast to drive fast. That’s the point of the car. If they added turbo’s and the other related modifications, the cost of the car

Don’t worry, kids make you old faster. Old people like to be comfortable (I have 3 boys and like to be comfortable, so draw from that what you like). By the damn mini-van with all the luxury you can afford. You will sigh a sigh of sadness when you see the hot sports car go by, but then you will remember your ass is

For me, specifically NASCAR. I think it’s because the origins of the sport were moon-shining, so they have been “cheating” since the day it started. It’s a part of the history and culture.

So do we just not have enough crappy unreliable cars already in the US, and they are trying to fill the void? I thought FCA had that market all wrapped up?

Absolute blast to drive. NP all day, every day.

Great Scott!

Better than being dead because your car crushed your skull.

Placing a jack on a stack of bricks is one of the dumbest ideas ever. Kids, do not try this at home! It is incredibly unsafe.

Every time I start to doubt the writing ability of the Jalopnik staff, an article like this comes around and my faith is restored. Great read!

I admire the effort, but that is incredibly unsafe. I hope he does not try to get under that car for any reason.

Nope, Nope, Nope. Don’t do it unless they can do it much better. I owned one of these cars, and without a doubt it was a blast to drive, however it had the crappy 4 cylinder and refused to run for more than a week at time. Ahh you say, you should have had the V6, but they liked to catch on fire while you drove them,

Why are we debating the merits of public transportation on car enthusiast website? Public transportation sucks by any objective measure used by someone not in a major metropolitan area. Debating which form is best is like debating on whether you would rather to be beaten with a bat or a pipe.

FCA executive: “Underling, where are we at on completely destroying the Yankee parts of our brand?”

Clicked video hoping to hear Waylon Jennings, was not disappointed. This is hooning done right! Someone buy that man a beer.

Nissans - all of them. I had a horrible experience with a 2002 Nissan Altima and it has completely soured me on the brand. The reason it is unreasonable is that I have had had Nissan’s that were great cars and others in my family have had great experiences, but I just hate them. I have had bad GM and Ford cars, and I

I could not agree more. This is so true. I love cars, but I never want a trailer queen or a car I would be afraid to drive. Truck with a few rusty spots? Not a problem. I can haul fire wood in it and not worry about it. Not the original engine? Great, now I can mod it with no guilt to get as much performance as I can.

No, I didn’t agree with him at all. To say luck had nothing to do with some people becoming rich would be false. I completely agree with you, about luck coming in many forms. Being born in a country where you have an opportunity for a basic education is luck. However, almost no one got rich by being lucky alone. They

Because it is a cartoon not supported by facts