I never got the waffles and chicken thing but fried chicken and watermelon is good anytime. And now I’m hungry.

I just tried making that face and I’m apparently physically unable to.

I’m guilt free, I’m not responsible for the way anyone voted other than myself. I also wouldn’t wear this stupid t-shirt.

Hey, I followed you guys on facebook and just now realized you dropped off my feed. This is easier, welcome.

Not so early, really.

I think I fall under the “cynic” category.

Look what I found:

If that’s a current photo, he looks AMAZING for 89. He looks great for 59.

It’s been building up.

I saw a recent news article about a killer whale that lived to be over 100 in the wild. And these asshats are claiming that 36 isn’t that young? My head just exploded.

Please don’t kill me but I agree with the anti-PC commenters. Labels everywhere, it’s confusing and kind of scary when you don’t use the right lingo and get attacked for it. I still didn’t vote for Trump though.

She’s so ridiculously cute and a very talented artist. Imagine her in 10 years.

Do you ever choke on your own spit? I do that embarassingly often.

Absolutely nothing.

This is one of the few Gawker sites that has me in the gray. I don’t post here that often so it’s not terribly important to me but it does seem to be harder to get followed.

Why would they need a cargo plane to do that? Serious question.

“pre-instantly”

So are we talking time travel here? I love time travel movies.

Except her sophisticated French mother Marcheline was born Marcia Lynn in Illinois. Interesting, right? It’s all a facade.

I’m sure I’m not the first to mention that the children that Pitt was so desperate to have are now being used as a weapon against him. I wonder if he ever regrets his life choices.