I’m pretty sure he’s doing this to manipulate the stock market.

Maybe I’m a Luddite but I don’t need to know how to repair a car to drive it. I’m perfectly happy with my middling knowledge.

So “committed relationship” isn’t a thing anymore?

I wouldn’t mind stowing away in his bumper. Or something. It sounded better in my head.

Just this week I told someone that Romney is actually looking pretty good.

That’s the real story. And the kindness of a stranger when society generally forgets our seniors.

Oh man, I’m crying right now. Getting old is so damn scary.

Well, to be fair, he’s been given some incredibly stupid lines to delivery. But yeah, the character really is horrible.

Only if Negan gets horribly mauled by the bear. I hate that guy.

I think Negan’s a charmless asshole and I don’t know why someone hasn’t shot him in the face yet. My infatuation with Jeffrey Dean Morgan is over thanks to that asinine character. I don’t care about Glenn getting killed, they telegraphed it all damn season last year but enough with these “powerful” villains that are…

Didn’t need that ridiculously heavy handed guilt trip but thanks for the donation information.

This stupid shit is why I hardly read here.

He’s definitely the best looking male in the family.

If the federal workforce if significantly reduced, that’ll open up a lot of spots for active duty. I work on an AFMC base that employs a lot of civilians and replacing them with GIs would drastically cut costs in salaries alone.

I’m pretty sure Romney wouldn’t have any booze either.

I don’t know why you’re getting piled on, I thought your original post was funny.

It makes perfect sense if you own stock in the private prison system.

Yeah, I kept hearing that at work. He’s such a successful business man, he’s got four bankruptcies and at least one upcoming trial for fraud. That doesn’t fill me with holiday cheer.

I give it about a week before Trump is fed up with these special interest groups and they get dumped in the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, I don’t understand that either. Hundreds of thousands of emails would take up a lot of space that Weiner would need for his dick pics.