Why, do her wrinkles upset you? Prepare yourself, it happens to everyone.

He needs to change his appearance? He’s better looking than 95% of the rest of humanity, what could he possibly do to improve on that? Unless they’re talking full frontal. That’d be okay.

How about “Beasts of the Southern Wild”?

Ouchie.

It was kind of amazing, that was better than a lot of movies I’ve seen recently. And fun as hell to watch.

What a bizarre comment.

Not everyone has storage space for off season tires.

Jolie’s face on Shumer’s body?

Gain weight, get kicked out and have a normal life. The alternative sounds like well paid slavery.

This is the most sensible write-up I’ve read about these assholes.

Wow, T-shirt Hell. He really *is* a wildman.

He probably *was* moderately good looking... 30 years ago.

The excited weatherman on the radio make the video even better. “MOSTLY sunny, won’t that be great!?!”

I think you’re acting like this is a 28 year old “child”, not a kid that recently graduated high school and has moved away from home for the first time. Kinda sounds like you’re projecting and has/had a rocky relationship with *your* mother.

I remember those.

And James Herriot!

Yes, you’re right. Lets burn her at the stake. That’s the only reasonable response.

Where is she looking?

There might have been some other incidents that we’re not aware of as well that made this woman so skittish. We don’t know the whole story so I’m not going to assume she’s a racist crazy woman that thinks all black men look alike.

A lot of his history sounded pretty exaggerated, I’m sure he sanitized it as well.