It made perfect sense to me, you were laughing at her choice of treatment. At least that’s how I read it.

One of the first dates I ever went on was to a cheap, local steak place and disinterested waitress asked if we wanted super salad. I swear that’s what I heard her say, so I said “yes please.” The look she gave me was so incredibly hostile that I still cringe.

This article did neither.

The guy doing all the talking had a fairly convincing US southern accent. It’s funny that they felt they had to substitute one American accent for another.

That poor little girl.

The only way that could be a better story is if your pants had fallen off.

That’s a beautiful garment steamer but even at the reduced price, I think I’d rather wear wrinkled clothes.

That’s a beautiful garment steamer but even at the reduced price, I think I’d rather wear wrinkled clothes.

I don’t feel depressed, I want to stab someone in the neck. What a bunch of insane, entitled assholes.

That’s much too reasonable.

I couldn’t get past the part where lions apparently push people over in chairs.

I thought Lotso got off pretty easy and if you discount the bugs, he gets to see the world with friends. Better than being burned alive.

This inspired me to modify my user name.

It upgraded fairly painlessly. I had a problem with the resolution and it wasn’t easy to find the setting but what’s really strange is, the touchpad on my laptop is super responsive again. It’s a miracle!

And Raquel Welch.

It was a touching moment when he wept openly until it switched off when he was ready to leave. hmmm

So he was paying for a homeless man’s meal, the restaurant shorted him a dollar and then they chased him down the street and repeatedly tased him.

Sounds like an Adam Sandler movie.

Me too, I’m usually on io9. The articles and comment section don’t usually make me feel stabby like it does here and at Gawker.

Good thing the internet is on the job, law enforcement would have never thought of looking for him online.

The eyebrown gene is obviously dominant on Madonna’s side of the family.

Someone should tell him that you don’t tuck Hawaiian shirts in.

They said some pretty shitty things too. Lots of hostility in that family.