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In a world of stock 290-345hp 4dr AWD 6MT hatchbacks, everybody wins!

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

No, because WNBA.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

What we’re saying is, ‘Black lives matter, too.’ Period.

nevermind. slo mo helps.

Your comparing apples to oranges. Loeb is not human.

That’s really quick - but let’s not forget Loeb was almost 40 seconds quicker to the top.

Jalopnik was an excellent site before being gobbled up by the Gawker cunts. It’s barely hung on over the last few years, and will hopefully be sold off during the bankruptcy restructuring to someone who does away with the shit advertising.

I find much Kinja/Gawker content very annoying, but its ongoing support of Roadkill is happily appreciated.

NCAA should also step in. This is much bigger than infractions violating amateur status. Have a backbone about something other than forced exploitation of athletes.

Imagine if Penn State simply hadn’t commissioned the Freeh Report.

Is the justice department looking into the handling of this? If not, why? It’s extremely frustrating that seemingly every college campus has a “what happens here, stays here” protection from the law.

YOU’RE FUCKIN’ WELCOME.

Because only milk and juice and also soda come in a 2.0-liter

Your short poem has 3 separate ads in it.

I like it. Get Torch to share some of his stash and let's see where this goes.

I was frustrated to the point of tears by the local and national media's shameful, abhorrent coverage of the death of Sean Taylor, especially in the immediate aftermath, when Taylor was presented to the public as an agent of his own demise, apparently by virtue of the fact that he was a young black man who went to the…