Don’t be a fucking tease

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

I purchased solar last fall through another provider and it’s been great. I’m generating at least twice my usage right now, and I upload the excess to the grid in the form of kilowatt credits, which I can use at night or in the winter to buy energy back. My electric bill has been the minimum ($12.88 admin fee + tax)…

Who’s idea was “The Cardinals Lost Their ___ Game”? This is the best idea.

Who are the Sixers?

Be quiet Rhonda.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Joke’s on you, John Brown—my girlfriend is also a fantasy!

The reaction of the little blonde girl in the second row.