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I kinda hate this game.

Damn.
Mostly what I expected but damn.

And they call it a fucking "Expansion".

The Dark Below has turned out to be the biggest disappointment of Destiny so far. The vanilla game had so many things wrong with it, but it was still an enjoyable experience. The Dark Below is not, for me.

All that work to unlock a strike that will be stale and boring after a week.

Destiny was corrupted during an update about 2 months ago, and I never even attempted to reinstall it. I don't even use this phrase, but this game is so "meh."

The fact that the weekly heroic strike essentially locks out anyone who hasn't bought the DLC yet is a huge turn off for me. Adding in th fact I own the game on Xbox One (gotta follow your IRL friends with these online games, AMIRITE??) so I only get 1 strike instead of 2, I'm going to have to pass on this. I may pick

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Oh sure, but when RGIII leaves the game in the first quarter it's perfectly fine.

I'm confused by this. Why would you self-censor "cunt," but not "asshole," "fuckface," or "fucking"? If you're going to go, go all the way, son!

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

So basically, reading comprehension is a lost art.

Sharing a common enemy is not the same as supporting.

The air assault here isn't in support of Assad, it's directed against ISIS, a terrorist and insurgent group which has made external and active threats towards the United States.

Burn your sources. They used you to smear the victim of a violent assault. SET THEM ON FIRE.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Rotoscoping might be a more accurate term, I guess drawing works fine...

They've really raised the level of discourse on First Take lately.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Get better, Leah.