Fucking Mexicans!

"If you don't like Seth McFarlane, there's something wrong with you."

What kind of Solo cup do you throw ping pong balls into? Red or blue?

I don't disagree with this mans credentials as a complete badass but I don't see how this has anything to do with my latte.

They actually got it right in V2! Skip to 25 seconds in for the fun stuff

[descending slide whistle]

I wonder why you haven't written a long running, popular series of short videos. Oh wait, because it's much easier to piss on other people's works.

And we all know that nothing bad could ever get a positive response there.

I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

It actually can! Here's what you do:

Are people still on the rape (it wasn't, she consented the whole way) thing ? Seriously the world seems to be getting more touchy and emotional by the day.

Headlines like this are exactly the reason why trite BS like this continues to be something we think about as "important." We're never going to be equal in each others eyes as long as we insist on pointing out the trivial differences between us.

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

@SI_PeterKing

Usually F2P doesn't even come close to a good $50 game.

I don't know, I'm pretty high right now, and this is freaking me out.

Between the name "Baylee" and the inevitable daddy issues sure to come with being Big Ben's kid, the odds of a future exotic dancer here are pretty good.

Missed the chance for the headline: "Debose Defenestrated"

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."