"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, RICHIE? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

I'm gonna watch, based on this scene alone:

DMX's Celebrity Boxing Strategy

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

Eastern PA: New Jersey

Damn girl, are you a fiberglass reinforced chassis, because I'd like to put my penis inside you.

Still not as bizarre as putting a professional hockey team in Arizona.

The Xbox One is a bit like a Philips CD-i.

I love Marvel comics, but if you've ever followed its history, you'll know that they stole a LOT of Kirby's art. As he aged, and the industry changed, they wouldn't give Kirby any new work, and he began asking for his art back. Marvel (which, to be fair, had a lot of different owners through the years) had kept it and…

Actually, there is:

Tom Barrasso's ex wife is named Twitter?

I miss a brief time in the 80's.... mid-coke, pre-AIDS.

Stop.

This is really a huge blow to the heads of 5 prostitutes with a blunt object.

Not sure if that guy was the winner, but he did come first.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Oh, Ah KNOW! Ah KNOW!