Rice everywhere is crying.

You’re missing the best part.

Hopefully anything that Brett Ratner is involved with.

I’m surprised no one is talking about the ghost of Merle Haggard here.

“I would much rather they tell a complete story as opposed to one dictated by the masses.”

Isn’t that what you got with this video?

This dipshit will pull himself out of the food chain in due time, all I can say is I hope he posts it, or his next of kin does.

On the surface it’s a dick joke but if you go deeper it’s about an elderly man seeking out young poon to make him rich.

The ‘d’ is silent when Lou Pearlman is in the room.

Usually it seems to fall between the parties involved or the judge to decide if a statement is considered disparaging. Whistleblowing and it’s ilk are often protected as there is usually some other aspect of the agreement that contradicts such a clause, such as performing your duties or maintaining the integrity of a…

Personally I think he went for the takedown to finish the fight early and save face. After those shots early in the second he figured out pretty quickly he wasn’t going to trade with Nate “The Walking Coma” Diaz and retain his short term memory for the foreseeable future. Once it hit the mat Diaz doubled any advantage…

The Sandman was actually an earlier series that Gaiman pitched to reboot. DC gave him free license to recraft the character in all but the title of the series, so essentially they gave him a blank check as a creator and they still retained ownership because the title remained the same.

It wasn’t the ground game that killed McG, it was the damage. He shot to end it before he was as incoherent as Diaz.

I have a running theory that people always assumed that Frank Miller was portraying satire but all along he’s been just that kid that fries ants with a magnifying glass while whispering “Batman should fucking kill people, Batman should fucking kill people.”

No, shilling BS to people should. But it doesn’t. Welcome to America.

Even then it’s a hypothetical and shouldn’t be considered a threat for the exact reasons that Apple has stated; if their house is under lock and key, every time they allow a copy to be produced or made (by their own doing if the Feds have their way) then they can’t be held responsible for that same key to be used by a…

If they said that magic unicorns and Hitler’s soul infected the device, that would be “straight up insane.” Using a logical, albeit flawed and baseless, course of argument is the closest thing some people can do to show they are at least trying.

Yeah, I can count on my dick the number of people I know who have seen Spotlight and I have no dick.

I was actually referring to Natasha Henstridge, I’d watch and love a Fleshlight commercial directed by John Carpenter.

I will definitely try at least two lines of whatever coke you’ve been snorting.