Wear an astronaut diaper.

Is Ebola considered a PED?

That's actually a pretty stupid question considering who their coach is.

Oh cut him a break, he's an albino hunchback who dines primarily on fishheads and hot dog water, I don't even think he can see right anymore since they keep him chained up under the locker room.

Keith Olbermann.

16. Where's the mini bar?

My father always told me if you're going to kick a punter in the face, do it when you're up by 14.

The "perfect world" you speak of doesn't make anyone any money! Shut up and sit down!

No the pilot likely stuck with it in hopes of getting clear of a populated area, the plane inverted due to a trim failure and at that height he would simply ejected into the ground.

Agreed, its path definately suggests that. It looks like he stuck with it to try and get out of a populated area but she went inverted and darted downward.

Is it really too hard to read an article that is barely three paragraphs long?

Seeing that price tag reminds me that Square Enix fucked me over when I purchased FFT:WOTL. About two months after I bought the game for iOS they released the remastered version, since then they've scrubbed the unremastered game from the app store and it doesn't even show up in my purchased items in the store.

I like my yaks like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

All aboard the yak train!

And miss the chance to say that I fucked a tiger? What do you think?

Actually I had originally thought about a tiger, but switched to something that wouldn't kill me in the off chance someone might offer.

I would fuck a yak for one of those.

They were the best ones.

"This needs to be discussed."

"Before he said his name I thought it was Ken Whisenhunt."