Can we please get a Redshits show too?

"I just felt like everyone was so much further in the game than I was that I had no chance."

More like Googled "How To Be A Little Bitch On Jeopardy."

This sounds like a uniquely common Russian problem.

Stark Nakkid and the Car Theives is the most amazing band name ever. I never thought I'd say this but bless you Mrs. Gore.

"I think uranium would be harmful as well."

I find labeling the first Thor and Captain America films to be "super-hero" films to be problematic as they both worked because they weren't thus. Thor is your basic fish-out-of-water tale and Cap is Rip Van Winkle.

That is the most scientific statement I've heard all week, please do tell more, I'm fucking rolling over here.

Personally, I think the garbage standard should be maintained as Maddox actually deserved it.

Its nice that he figured out the fonts used but his assertions are all wrong.

I really don't think "satire"is the right word as at least from what I'm aware of in the comics are pretty unabashed works of Frank Miller fanboydom. Perhaps "homage" might better suit.

In other words, both Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy are in a very strange place. Traditionally they've been seen as counterparts—Dragon Quest is the conservative uncle who's always fun to be around, even when he gets drunk and makes you repeat the same things over and over again; Final Fantasy is the wacky aunt who…

Fuck this. All I see are chemtrails.

Wow. That makes the previous examples look somewhat fucking normal.

Would you trust an alien race that built ships like that? Really?

I think "Buildings That Look Mostly Horrible" would be a better title for this article.

Did we watch the same movie or did I miss the parts where he isn't acting like an animatronic pirate at Disneyland?

Fuck this shit.

Space vagina?

Ahem?