Point blank?

It's the Christina Hendricks of sports cars? Bring me another round of gingers...

I prefer cloisterfuck because, well, it seems more suitable.

"TAAAAAAAACCCOOOOOOOOO-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA"

So we need games that do lightly veiled covers of Pixies and Stooges songs? I'm intrigued.

Yes, this vid is rife with bullshit.

Nothing makes me want to turn off a video faster than when the second clip is completely fucking wrong. It's Predator you fucking idiots, not Apocolypse Now.

Although I've more or less passed on FPS MP games I can say with confidence that CS is no where nearly close to Battlefield or COD for that matter. Which is a shame because I started on Counter-Strike many years ago.

I'm totally in for that beat down.

There really isn't a point to continuing Akira's narrative. Can we all agree on that?

"You dun' fucked up now! You took the broooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn ssssssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt!"

"Hey, dude, put that flamethrower down man. We can totally co-exist here dude."

Does she invoke Paula Deen in his defense?

Gives new context to that volley ball scene, eh?

“See, Rodney King has a face. Trayvon Martin has a face. Some of these issues have a face and a personality,” Green noted. “One thing I will say on the Redskins side of it, there is no face or personality.”

And of all things, it takes this article to make me realize that the batters box looks just like a giant throbbing cock aimed at the good seats behind the mound. Now I finally get baseball.

"I've apparently had these since birth but now I'm crying like a little bitch because real men cry Hugh Jackman!"

Let me help you convince people to play this game: the main character pilots a giant robot designed to kill God.

Did I fall asleep and wake up in The Last Boy Scout?

"I've never heard someone Do-So-Little to get arrested."