Because everybody deserves one.

Is it the reason the car wouldn’t start??

Colorado sucks to live in. It is great for the occasional visit.

Oh Baby Boomers. Why is it that such a large percentage of 55-70 year old white men seem to hate life and look like they want to kill someone?

“(and not a widebody aircraft like a Boeing 7777)“

Do those come standard with TPMS? Obviously 1.5psi too low on the tracks.

Photo of the Week Month Year.

Prepare yourself.

Winner. This father of twins heartily endorses your idea. Crowdfunding must follow.

“Can we equip 737s with launch tubes?”

Rent your own executive jets, peasants.

Counter suggestion: Can we equip 737's with launch tubes so people that won’t shut their damn kids up can be jettisoned as a family?

Have you dealt with depression? If not, please shut the merry fuck up.

Plenty of very rational people commit suicide. This world is a repulsive place full of worthless evil garbage psychopaths, sociopaths, bullies, and assholes, who masquerade as humans. The evil walks among us every single day and some people have it inflicted upon them more than others. People lose all their friends…

No, no no no, and no. I worked in a shop. I worked in several shops. I managed a shop. Hosing people with pressure washers, holding them down and beating them, and setting them on fire is NOT “common social environment for [a] shop.” And if you think that, then you sir are the one who is “already fucked up.”

I do…

You are an asshole of the highest order. Mental illness is no joke, nor is bullying. Someone lost their life.

Not just the minority, I think you’re all alone here. Which is surprising, because normally psychotic assholes have a way of congregating on the internet.

I think I’ll be in the majority and call you a fucking idiot.