Foreign intelligence is pieced together from many crumbs. You pick up a crumb here, get a little crumb there, and add it to your current crumbs and suddenly you have a much better picture of what your friend or adversary is doing. To continue with that analogy, it is extremely rare to find an entire loaf of bread…

*ahem*

959 Dakar Rally is best Battle Car.

Stopped caring about the fate of uber after the 200th headline. More hooning gt3's, racing world updates, and fun pieces please.

Here’s a handy guide for how to react:

Ate at a Bad Daddy’s over in the ‘burbs of Charlotte while visiting the folks. Good food.
Then I realized here in Fort Collins, we got one too. I cried little buttermilk fried bacon tears of joy.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I’m curious about one thing....

Jalopnik Headline in 2037:

So like, all these response, eh...are not Canadian. 

Mercedes now evaluating this man for open seat since it’s clear he can handle an open cockpit vehicle in extreme conditions.

The most Canadian part of this is that he has a rink in his back yard large enough to need its own Zamboni.

Yea, I live in Washington, I’m good on snow simulation.

Or 90's Subarus. Which was like 1 in 15. Which means in Portland, the odds of accidentally driving away in the wrong red outback wagon with steel wheels and Yakima roof rack are pretty high.

Someone in a developing nation could also use the plastic explosives.

I only see one turbo. lol

Back in my day, real men claimed to be playing squash while they were actually slamming their mistresses

I’d recommend waiting for corroboration before condemning anyone.