@Secretone: I don't know Danish, but notice that the last word of the text is 'fejl.'

Somebody should have a single keystroke for this: You're not entitled to get back the money you put into your car. This is an interesting exercise, but not $57K interesting.

I love the tires on the military models. Tread pattern like a toy, but it must have worked.

Make it look like a scaled-down version of that Quattro reboot.

Sweden being a snowy place, I'll assume this driver represents the skill level of the average Swede.

I have seen that snout somewhere...

If the harnesses could speak, I'd ask them a question:

At Barrett-Jackson, beer hold YOU.

They should check the tranny carefully. Years ago, my brother's stolen car was recovered mostly 'intact.' When the shop got to the tranny, the insurance company bitterly regretted not totaling it.

@Irishman — AARGH!: It appears magically when the student's father is in the passenger seat, but it's visible only to him.

What is going on in that trunk?

Lesson learned: leave launch control to Godzilla.

@Triborough: Mr. Arafat, your car is ready.

@flyingstitch: ...to this.

Ford Thunderbird—from this...

Ah, Germans in a big American city. In their honor, from Dave Barry's "Can New York Save Itself?":

I'm not buying it. If you're on a handheld, you're either driving with only one hand on the wheel or scrunching one side of your body unnaturally to hold the phone between your shoulder and your ear. And that's before you start looking at the phone to dial. And as Orbit points out, there's generally less traffic after…

At the McKinley High reunion, the Geeks gather. Neal, a dentist like his dad, leads his friends to the parking lot.

Not bad, but starting to look a bit like a Caddy DTS.

Ummm...if I really needed a 4WD wagon and this was the only one within three area codes, I'd go for it. But in real life there are so many better options out there. And is that the way the cargo floor is supposed to look, with the spare poking up, or is something missing?