Sorry for being an asshole. It was uncalled for.

Now now, they do read..............................memes and facebook posts, along as there are pictures and only a few words.

Marry me.?!

Best include yourself in that, swami.

Huh. Turtle guy is the first result of a Google image search for “Republican Politician” Edit— Ooops I Googled Republican Politicians, with an s. Boehner is the first result in the singular.

Pence looks like his head is trying to swallow his eyes.

Pence is so damn generic looking. He looks like the stock photo of "Republican Politician" someone googled to put on a powerpoint.

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

Maybe ryanbot is programmed to ignore anyone who is not a white man.

Oh I thought from the picture you were going to say he didn’t recognize Pence (who used to be in Congress), which would have been fucking hilarious.

Such as “we’re both total cunts”?

He wants hoosiers to remember their place, even on game day.

“And I say people who say that need to explain why my six-year-old deserves to suffer for other people’s bad decisions.”

He's overcompensating for his picoscopic penis?

Ugh. Why do you have to make an excellent point? Why are you getting in the way of my tantrum with your sobering reminder? Fine. I will stop my tantrum and instead go sulk in the corner.

Well your six year old shouldn’t. But Trump also shouldn’t get elected because we have the electoral college for this exact fucking reason, so some charlatan who is an obviously bad choice for president can not just swindle people and win simply by popular vote. They’re whole freaking job is to prevent this nightmare…

That looks like the bastard child of of a Stalin-era Soviet architect and the Walmart in-house design team. And to think what an actual totalitarian Communist dictatorship can come up with:

LOLOLOLOLLLL OH. That makes sense.

100% agree! I would only sham marry someone I really liked/valued/trusted... Whereas I’ve gone on a series of dates/had relationships with some really shit guys.

Especially if you just wrote a deeply personal autobiography you’re being interviewed in part to promote...