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Well, he more slithered out of the interview, but I get your point.

The only thing better was Triumph’s take on fresh air about gene simmons.

Heh, in retrospect, if you ask my parents, they did. Two stubborn, argumentative people with money management problems should not get together.

You’ve done a commendable job repeating yourself over and over and over and over again. I would’ve given up about 17 times ago.

Yes, that’s very true. I’m just saying that the fact that they weren’t living together doesn’t necessarily have to do with his assertion that Burton’s not bereaved. He was saying their marriage wasn’t real as evidenced by the fact that they never lived together. If their marriage was just to prevent deportation,

thats what was on your divorce papers

also there is no way you could convince me that he wears deoderant

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

WOAH. I actually didn’t make that connection but he’s definitely considered a family man and he’s definitely an A-list international super star. Hmmmmm...

Oh DAMN.

President Obama is expected to weigh in soon.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

You know, the *good* parts of the Constitution like the 2nd Amendment and the anti-abortion ones.

Stein is anti-science, or at least comfortable with courting the votes of anti-science voters.

Yes. This segment was excellent.

Oh, that’s okay - Lindsay Gram is saying that he should be treated as an enemy combatant, so the constitution doesn’t apply to him. /s

No thank you. That’s William Weld’s job.