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ARG! Strikethough /= delete!

“Have we got a stadium?

We should be worried—but not necessarily by that poll. It’s got a big in house effect for Trump. . . . . Also? Here’s the NYTimes pollster’s take on the recent poll results, showing a big change in Trump’s support with black voters:

How does that table cost $17,000? Is it plated in gold? Even with LED lights that price is outrageous.

The only reason it screwed her is because the weeks leading up to it were filled with Trump surrogates talking about completely bullshit health rumors on 24/7 news channels.

Amazing and also desperately in need of funds.

Yes, yes, please talk me down! My cousin usually has this job but she hasn’t texted me back yet.

I have worked with the UNH library before, for my job. I can assure you that they are amazing and also desperately in need of funds, as are most university libraries. This is a horrible decision and UNH deserves all the public shame they are receiving over it.

Trump supporters still prefer to call them “Soviets.”

hey Stein and Johnson supporters, your shining moral high ground will be simultaneously flooded and nuked along with rest of us valley dwellers

Cannot speak for Minnesota, but shit’s extremely chill in Manhattan. We should all stay chill and not let the media whip up an exciting new frenzy.

Jokes on you, New Yorker. My life — and the world — was ruined years ago.

PUT THEM ON A TRAIN? Like, uh, the Jews going to concentration camps? Good lord please please please let Hilary win this election. Jeebus.

Now that he’s no longer forcing his women to abort.

Lucas is the title of a movie

If the god damned National Review couldn’t reach these people, no one can. Trump supporters don’t read The New Yorker, they read The Blaze.

I do, I really do. All the articles I’ve read lately he’s always talking about his wife and their nice normal life. That’s why it made sense to me, despite everything else about it seeming so unlikely. I was just looking for a someone I considered a family man, superstar, who would have known Haim as a child actor.

Unfortunately, about half of the country thinks with their hind-brain, and having all these things laid out plainly will make them dig their heals in.

I’ll bet Trump supporters are getting boners just reading this. “We’ll show those Russians!”