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Jeb! was George H. W. Bush’s last chance to hold on to a shred of power. George W is used up; Neil pissed off the big money people with the whole Silverado S&L thing; sister Dorothy isn’t interested; and Marvin... shh. We do not talk about Marvin.

Spielberg?

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

Preach.

This suggestion made me go look up if Kiefet Sutherland had any children because I had never pictured him as having them or being a “family man.” I was quite surprised to learn that not only does he have a daughter, his daughter is the actress who plays Catherine on Veep!

Yeah, that’s my first thought too. A lot of the actors that are being suggested would have only been 20 years old or so at the time. I have a feeling it’s an old producer/director who is still working on big movies.

Mel Gibson

This website is not a picture book—read the article.

Hmm. Everything I’ve read about Travolta (also gossip, mind you) makes mention of muscle-y-handsome, Greek God-type men. I always imagine that Travolta is deeply attracted to himself in “Staying Alive.”

Radar does not specify whether it is an actor...rumor is that it is a very famous director/producer.

The combination of the “bad-boy” and “family man” hints have Brad Pitt coming to mind.

Clint Eastwood.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

I’m black and every time there’s some pretty crime reported on the news I do the, “please don’t be black” thing. Shout out to my Middle Eastern Muslim countrymen who are doing the same thing :-/

Seriously. I’m way more scared of the 80 year-old, armed citizen patrolling Trump supporters driving up and down my street; I don’t know how someone is going to die first- from their senile driving style or when they inevitably open fire on a delivery guy.

People don’t pay enough attention to when jack-offs like ISIL or Al-Queda claim responsibility.

They should have done that. Terroist attacks can (and might still) win Trump the Presidency.

I can’t speak for all, but those I work with do. When these events happen they are terrified of retribution from their neighbors, complete strangers, authorities.

I don’t know if I completely agree with that. I think it could just as easily have been his sense of entitlement. This is a man who’s never had to work for anything in his life-everything he has has been given to him.

When I was a child my father was in the Air Force. Every single place we lived was convinced THEY were a primary target for the Soviets to bomb, including the place in (sparsely populated) New Mexico that had been a nuclear testing site in the 40s.