If Dubya and Reagan are any indication, you don’t actually have to do any work as President. All the work is in the campaigning-once you’re in office you can delegate pretty much everything. But I don’t think Jeb was up for even campaigning.

Well, that may be true, but being funny takes more than just reading funny lines.

“Afghanistan-born American citizen”

Grow some balls in my venacular is basically saying, toughen up, events like these are happening everywhere around the world in small doses while genocide and diseases are ravaging everywhere else around the world, you are not a special snowflake, toughen up and live your life because staying in your home cowering…

True but his delivery was not bad at all. Funny material has been written for lots of folks. Lots of folks can’t pull off funny material. Not saying he was 100% but he was JUST SHY of totally natural in his delivery. He made me laugh.

Right? I know that he’s kind of stiff but I can always, ALWAYS appreciate someone who can laugh at themselves. Good job, Jeb!

all i want is to be able to terrorize foreign communities with flying death robots while also never feeling fear myself. is that really so much to ask? my feelings are valid no matter what because theyre mine.

I think it’s a preemptive strike against the people that think Hillary and the Dems in general are “Soft on Terror”.

Who knew that that motherfucker was funny? 2016 continues to confound me.

Fuck yeah! What was the mantra after 9/11? Don’t fear those terrorist because if you do, you are giving into those terrorist.

Yeah ISIS is the current HBO of terror cells. You don’t take credit for local access programming when you’re HBO.

Yes, but all those people now owe huge sums in medical bills. That’s how they are going to take us down. Drown us in medical debt. It’s insidious.

they will proclaim involment in everything now, as even bad PR is still a good PR in their case.

Yeah I mean they’ve done the research ... we worry about low probability events while blowing straight past the high-probability ones like car accidents. I guess if we were better at judging the odds of something Las Vegas would still be a couple of gas stations in the desert.

I’m a white girl and I have the same response. I always hope it will be a white man...

I would be very surprised if they touched johnny no-splodes here with a ten foot pole.

You probably have a point there. With a few exceptions, these types of terrorists go until their dead. They probably don’t want to openly support those who aren’t willing to be “martyrs” for their cause.

It sucks that those folks got hurt but I think those exploding Galaxy Notes probably caused more damage.

I got the alert on my phone today while pulling into Penn Station. I get it, I think its a good idea, but man it is scary when everyone’s phone starts screeching at 8AM on a packed train.

It seems the varsity teams only play in France.