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i think the real fear and the real danger here is that the trump campaign will tie this to not only radicalized islam, but democratic party policy, so as to embolden the torch and pitchfork party into claiming he’s the only one who can protect us from such attacks.

+1

Sounds like amateur hour.

Fuck this guy.

I remember as a kid being relieved the okc bomber was white and not understanding why. It was right around the time of true lies, and muslim groups were bashing their treatment in the media.

I bet you a hundred dollars that script described the scene as

Lying next to precious my 5-year-old - on his worst day, I struggle to get mad at him about anything because he is just so darn precious and sweet. Tonight he said “Mommy, I don’t see you drinking much water. I want you to be healthy.” My heart almost burst with love. They’re so pure and innocent. And I’m a mess now

Martha Stewart worked her ass off to become Martha Stewart. Starting with baking muffins, selling them in offices and later opening a catering company. She built an ACTUAL billion dollar empire, not one based off of “how much I feel my business is worth today” Trump accounting. She also didn’t inherit $200MM.

Which is ridiculous.

Thank you for explaining what I am doi- just kidding. :)

My husband treats kids in group homes (psychiatric nurse practitioner)- yes. When he tells me about some of what his patients have been through...ugh. People are awful.

This is glorious. It’s like how it’s fun to keep acting like you don’t understand when a dude mansplains. My friend got a guy to keep going for 14 minutes once! You are doing the lord’s work.

She looks soooo good.

For me, the worst thing someone could do would be to hurt one of my 2 babies (they know I would go full Cersei and burn cities to the goddamn ground). That someone would do that themself turns regular punishment on its head.

My wife worked at a group home for abused kids.... The bits I heard about what some of those kids endured still haunt me.

“It was a scripted segment.”

I went into remission about a year ago. I also have anxiety. These combine to result in me thinking about what it would be like for my family if I surviced cancer only to die in a car accident or something. I lie awake some nights thinking about how horrific that would be for my loved ones.

I keep starting a comment with “I hope he...(insert negative experience here)” but to be honest there is literally no punishment that fits this crime.

Leslie Jones is a goddamn treasure. “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!”

My favorite era was Gilda Radner when I was about 6. My sisters and I would pull our frizzy hair into the Roseanne Roseannadanna trapezoid, squinch up our faces, and walk around going “I t’ought I was gonna diiiiie.”