Until he wins the election, and his job becomes “Making America Great Again And Mexico Also, Too.” While Pence does the boring actual-presidenting and makes the government small enough to fit right inside everybody’s snatch.

This.

Yep. Jeb is a legit 6'3" and you can see during the debates how much shorter Trump is.

The condition of a president’s health isn’t relevant unless it’s affecting how they govern. A low grade fever, congestion and fatigue didn’t stop her until she got full blown pneumonia. And even then she was up and about in a few hours.

I do think it’s pretty funny that Donald is at least quite overweight, possibly obese, though. But only because he’s been mocking and insulting women for their weight for years and years. And also because it kind of makes the “healthiest candidate ever” claim hard to believe. I mean, it was before, because we can see…

We have an adopted Korean (pre-war so not North or South) cousin and she regularly refers to herself and her family as oriental, though, so I think they need an actual explanation about why the majority of society feels differently.

Right. I think sharing that was the right thing to do after her appearance at the 9/11 thing. Fainting (or almost fainting) can be a symptom of a lot of things, some of them bad, some of them easy to fix. I’d probably be concerned if I didn’t know it was just mild pneumonia.

Awww, I feel for Tim Kaine. I had a bad case of plantar fasciitis, and it sucks. Pretty painful. But at no time would it have interfered with my running the free world. Tim, go get yourself a pair of Birkenstocks and wear them night and day. Your feet will thank you.

BTW, Trump - who, BTW, is not the 6'3" he claims, not even in his younger years (http://www.celebheights.com/s/Donald-Trump…) - is 236 pounds of shit, and I’m not sure I even believe that number.

Man, I really hope so. I wish she was farther a head than she has been.

I’ll admit I find inspiration in cats, but that’s a completely different vibe to dogs.

She is not behind Trump nationally in poll averages, and she’s not behind him in any electoral college map.

A woman with pneumonia collapsed while she was working and continues to work? Sounds normal.

Plus, spending so much time travelling, meeting new people and shaking hands with them, long days and little sleep... The only reason Trump is relaxed as hell is because he’s barely doing a damn thing. Bet he sleeps in.

The contrast between Dr. Bardack’s letter and the letter “written” by Trump’s gastroenterologist is stark and upsetting. One reads like something an actual qualified physician might write and the other seems like it should be scrawled in crayon on paper smelling of Sex Panther by Odeon.

Clinton is wealthy. She could have the black plague that had rabies and she’d still get better. Good health insurance and a ton of dough can buy some pretty damned good medical care in the United States. And I’d still take a cyborg version of Clinton before I’d take a clown like Trump OR Stein.

And Trump has yet to release explicit medical data or his TAX REPORTS..
While the media dives into Clinton’s info and scrutinizes it over many articles and reports..
the media reacts to a lack of any Trump info with a collective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And for the 90% of the country that isn’t composed of sexist assholes, this is a big fat “duh” but nice to hear.

Here’s hoping Grocery IQ gets update with Siri as that would really handy to dictate lists vs typing to scanning bar codes.

I used Siri to pay my Discover credit card bill earlier today. What a time to be alive.