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I was once house-sitting for my married bosses and decided to snoop on their computer and stumbled upon nude photos of the wife. Talk about things you can’t unsee. As far as I know, they never found out and I sure as hell never told them.

Thanks. Also, I meant to write ‘entirely different discussion’ above. Ah, the joys of being heavily medicated.

Now imagine what people like this will do when they start mass-producing self-driving vans.

I just figured they were left by kindly people for traveling hoboes to catch a nap before they road the rails to the next hobo jungle... :(

Please quote me when I suggested or even implied he was innocent of any wrongdoing...

She feeds and entertains her baby? That bitch.

This person did something similar to me yesterday in an entirely similar discussion. It’s like their automatic go-to for every discussion is “you’re a racist” regardless of context.

There’s a billboard for it on I-70 here in Indiana that says ___ Miles to the Creation Museum!

My wife recently decided for the first time ever on a whim to put the bananas in the fruit bowl with the rest of the fruit and all of the fruit in the fruit bowl smelled like bananas no matter how much I washed it and I couldn’t eat any. Ugh.

If you got that from what I said, I guess it means you didn’t bother reading a single reply past that comment before you decided to misinterpret what I said. How Gene Simmons of you.

Also the “poet” doesn’t even write stuff that rhymes.

It is my understanding that if you seal a divorce in a box with radioactive material that has a 50% chance of decaying and releasing a particle that will break a vial full of poison, it attains a superposition in which the thumb is sideways until you open the box and observe it.

Yeah, I can’t imagine why society treating you like a freak would make you more likely to commit suicide. Huh.

And yet, I’m not the only person who thought that was what you said, which was my point. You were not clear.

Too bad the link I gave says otherwise.

It’s literally what you said:

As a tiny silver lining, I discovered his email address about 8 years ago and sent him an email telling him how he destroyed my childhood and I wanted him to go to his grave knowing that there would be someone on this planet who would never, ever give him forgiveness. He claimed to be a Christian Scientist, so I’m

Where would you propose they get one from?

She’s lucky she’s only getting solitary for that suicide attempt. In less enlightened times, they’d have killed her for it.

It’s on the far south side of town on Rogers. There’s no real reason to go down there.