And the guy playing them called the president a sub-human mongrel. No thank you.

Which is it? You want to be rude to me or you want to give me advice?

You know what also does WAY more good than harm? Not being unnecessarily combative and rude to strangers on the Internet. Maybe try that first and then give advice.

I was, but then my dogs decided that the best time to wrestle on the bed was 20 minutes ago when I was trying to fucking sleep.

I generally warn myself against the entire Ted Nugent oeuvre to be honest.

Jesus. You really don’t get how to use Kinja?

I guess, then, it’s a good thing I was stating a fact and not patting myself on the back for something I had nothing to do with.

...but it doesn’t go into effect until October 1st.

You couldn’t just tell your wife about poop in a urinal? You needed a visual aid?

I was thinking that sign is a perfect metaphor for his career post-Scrubs.

Exactly.

They do in Scotland.

Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.

I think she looks like the Francine on American Dad and it weirds me out.

I think some people have made it personal at this point...

Well I don’t exactly gush over the police with her either. I don’t think I ever really mention them much.

The thrill of doing something terrible and not getting caught is the biggest drug of all for some people. Then they get caught.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she was an aspiring rapper.

I do talk to her about race, just not police brutality.

I’m sure you could spend a lot of time finding reasons why E-Corp shouldn’t have done it, but it wouldn’t make for good TV.