I don’t know of anyone who thinks of him as a “family man” even if he has one. Come on.

That was where I went to for this. He’s still a star, he’s about the right age... is he a family man though?

As in George?

Not a family man.

What actors didn’t they work with? They were the biggest teen stars in the world.

There weren’t any cell phones in The Day After.

I presume you’re some sort of IED expert.

I’m not sure people need to justify their fears based on what is more or less likely to happen.

Jeb seemed like he was doing it out of obligation to his family. He was over the idea of campaigning. You could tell just looking at him.

It would have been one train out of how many today... or this week... or this year... that blew up?

She’s not wrong. I’d rather he have sex with me than sing too and I’m not into dudes.

Yeah, the person you’re defending now admits they’re also terrified of lightning and masks, so...

I’m just sayin’... this is Jezebel...

All he needed was Jimmy Kimmel’s writing team.

I think you’ve got it all wrong. He’s loving this. He never wanted to be president or even run for president. Now he gets to hang out with celebrities and be a trending Twitter topic in a good way and he doesn’t even have to work hard.

Maybe so, but if it was ready, they could have released it before now.

Okay, well then enjoy being afraid of life I guess. I’m glad most people aren’t you.

I appreciate the sentiment, although I don’t know that the suggestion to “grow some balls” really works around here.

Because you’re letting it work even though, again, you should be worried more about the fact that New York City is full of toxic building materials and a crumbling infrastructure. That’s going to kill a whole lot more people this year than zero. Which is how many this terrorist has killed.

And that’s why it’s our job to tell them to fuck off because they’re nothing.