I have not lived in a basement since I turned 18 and moved out of my parents’ house. Haven’t bothered watching sports since a lot longer than that... but I’m pretty sure I still have a Y chromosome. I guess I’m a unique and beautiful snowflake.

If Ted Cruz was president, you’d be Secretary of Sports.

I assumed the fire-juggling ferrets would be her outfit for the event.

Weird, I didn’t intend it to be.

Muslims aren’t the only terrorists who work internationally... but good for you for being scared of a billion people. That’s just what groups like ISIS want.

Does it have a Cinnabon? Because those places are far deadlier than this stabber.

Maybe that’s what the stabbing was about. He was just trying to cut a headphone jack into an iPhone 7 and just... kept... cutting.

That sounds like an urban legend, most specifically of the HIV scare story variety. A cursory google search did not turn up any evidence of such a thing happening.

Calm down, you’ll rupture something.

Well if it is, they need to step up their game because this is weak sauce terrorism.

To illustrate further...

I’m afraid it was.

They are from this person’s DeviantArt account and they do tons of them. Enjoy: http://nikneuk.deviantart.com/

To be fair, that guy is awful and should never be on television.

Our dinner table is for all the mail we have yet to get to.

Shit, that has more cabinet space than my kitchen and I live in a house.

There’s a very simpler technical explanation: Smaller cameras. Cameras have gotten tiny so you can shoot in tiny rooms now. You couldn’t film most shows, even in the 90s and early 00s, without a gigantic camera.

You’re also bad at comedy.

What does that make you, Regina?

Vagenocide!