Everything west of the Hudson and east of the Rockies include most of the cities in the U.S. with the highest black populations.

I honestly didn’t. My memory of black people who say perfectly reasonable things that I’m supposed to get outraged about only goes so far back.

How long do you think she would have kept going before she got to ‘Aunt Jemimah?’

that poor me Kaepernick, Beyoncé, Jesse Williams, Jada Pinkett Smith race card

It’s certainly not worth taking the time to check now that you’ve guessed.

Yeah, still not an explanation. I guess you aren’t going to give one. Which doesn’t make you look good at all. Goodbye.

Do I think that asking you what you mean by ‘flying monkeys’ is an effective line of argumentation? No, I think it’s an effective way of finding out what you mean by ‘flying monkeys.’ At least it would be with most people. I’m not sure why you won’t tell me.

So... you think that you are talking to the fictional characters from a 1930s movie?

I guess you’re not going to explain what your special cool kid lingo means. Maybe you have to be part of the super secret special clubhouse.

I still never did, but keep this up and I may just start out of spite.

I’m sorry, I’m not one of the hip cool kids so I don’t understand your funky slang terms like “flying monkeys.”

If only everyone was FORCED to be libertarian, they’d realize that it’s the right choice!

College students.

I’m beginning to suspect these may not be bona fide tweets for some reason.

This is why we check our sources.

Wait, you said the latter like it’s a bad thing. I’m confused.

You’re allowed to be wrong about the most rakishly handsome man in the world.

I think you have a massive sense of entitlement when you decide that someone else has only two options of your choosing.

He still kind of comes across that way, but it doesn’t matter because of what he’s actually saying.

I think he’s even mentioned that on occasion... every so often the U.S. dips into South Africa-level crazy and he says, “don’t do that.”